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2/19/2010 By Vigilante • De “crop ah blows” put on de expired PAM leader, Lindsay Grant, has had such a devastating effect on him, he has reportedly lost over 25 pounds. And school children say, he madam got plenty trouble at home getting him to eat and settle down how he taking de licking to heart. • Some persons who saw him earlier this week on ZIZ t.v news, behind his “darkers” like a real con man, say he looks like “Alice in Wonderland”; others say he looks like he’s losing it. Every where he goes in public he tries to disguise himself. • Dey say every where he sees the honourable gentleman who whipped him like a child, he gets nervous and frighten; he’s so scared of him that he almost got into an accident de other day when the two of them came face to face in town, claiming he saw a ghost. • A woman in Old Road tried to call out to him earlier this week as he drove through the village. Dey say he cuss off de woman, telling her to keep she hello, he has no use for Old Road and Middle Island people, they too ungrateful and crooked. They not going mek no more fool of him, now dey done tek all he money and vote for Ghost. • De villagers say she didn’t idle to put she tongue pon him, telling him he ain’t buy no luxury speed boat for she husband and ain’t fix no house for her. Nobody put no gun to his head to mek him throw way all that ton load ah money looking votes. “Our votes are not for sale,” she told him, “We smarter than that. You more moomoo than moomoo Luis.” • The lawyers overseas have advised de expired PAM leader and his Mottley crew that they have no case in Constituency 4 or any other constituency; so they try a ting at the last moment just to tek some shame out dey face and give their gullible supporters a chance to continue to say “Labour cheat.” • Their big obeah man in Santo Domingo has told them he too can’t help them out this time, so they went across the narrows, but he too tek dey money and chase dem, telling dem Dougie is solid like a rock. Whether they like it or not it’s 5 more years or 60 long months of Labour. • Moomoo Luis up and dung ah laugh at Reggie. He say he can’t understand how Reggie transport all dem people from Tabernacle and all over de constituency (in he car) to vote for him, and he only get 10 votes. Reggie must be de “moomooist” man in town to allow people to mek ah fool of him like dat. • De notorious gambler from Pond Pasture, who carries on his illicit trade at the Ferry Terminal in Basseterre blue vex wid de Glenroy, for mekking him lose thousands of dollars in bets against Asim, after he was assured by de soft macaroni fellow that he would win the seat by over 150 votes. Dey say he lock away heself in his house for days, shame like a duck hiding from de Labour comrades he owed. • Dey say he is so disappointed and hurt that he has joined forces with Richie, Willy, Wallis, Chris and de gang calling for a brand new candidate to tek on de champion, Asim. They say they pulled out all de stops this time and he couldn’t measure up, he’s a born loser and will never ever be able to beat Asim. • New York Joe, Lennox and the nephew (in New York) of the former Tek-way-key Minister of PAM -are very bitter because PAM lost the elections.Joe was promised the job of Head of the Mission in New York and the other two were promised ‘ambassador plenipotentiary’ jobs and that’s why they are so bitter and desperate, fabricating all sorts of lies and making so much mischief. • At a special caucus held at a hotel around the Fort, one week after de elections, the infamous Mike Hammer of T.D.C called for the sacking of all eight PAM candidates who took part in the January 25th Election, insisting that there must be a brand new slate of candidates for the 2015 General Elections. • Dey say Roy say he has not slept one single night well since receiving all that body blows from the Hon. Marcella Liburd. He say it was a brand new experience for him and he now see how it feels to be on the receiving end. But the Factory girls say they thank Marcella for teaching him how blows feel at the hands of a fearless and powerful woman. • De Sherriff in Nevis say he’s not backing down at all for the job of Leader of the Opposition, the other two contenders in St. Kitts are jokers. And he walking to St. Kitts with “Mikey” as his Opposition Senator, Cindy Lopez and the rest could go to France. So the war rages on. |
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