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Inside Scoop

7/7/2012

By Vigilante

• The ground war in PAM to get rid of Little Bo Peep is becoming more and more deadly each passing week.

• Party sources in Cayon say that Sleeping Hammy brought in his chief campaign strategist (PAM Lennox) from New York to step up de campaign to chase out Little Bo Peep and make him (Sleeping Hammy) the leader of PAM.

• And PAM Lennox has been on the war part ever since he landed here some days ago holding secret meetings and doing everything to get rid of the hopeless and failed PAM leader.

• The first thing he and Sleeping Hammy did was to boost their campaign on the PAM FM Voices Talk Show, getting big big PAMites to send in their emails and call een to the programme putting pressure on Little Bo Peep to step down.

• We have been reliably informed that poor Little Bo Peep has now been given an ultimatum to bow out gracefully or else.

• They have given him until the end of this month to call it quits; but the pompous little fellow tell dem he not backing down, he going fight to the very end. They will have to take him out.

• He tell them he may be short and stumpy; but he small and talawa. He going to weather the storm and continue do de DCH (Drop Cover and Hold On).

• A member of his gang called him on Wednesday after de earthquake and asked him: “You feel it? You feel it?” and he replied “Ah practising all de time for dem vultures and ungrateful people in me party, so a ready like Freddie for anything”.

• Things have gotten so out of control in the party that nobody showed up to represent the party at last Saturday’s edition of the PAM FM Inside the News Programme.

• Some PAMites say the non-appearance of the PAM misleaders on the weekly talk show programme was a protest against the Rescue Crew Chief.

• Others say the boycott was against Little Bo Peep to send a strong message to him “enough is enough; it’s time for him to go. And he must go now!!!”

• Little Bo Peep now find out dat de false prophet is de one setting him up for fall; and he called de false prophet from one crook to de next saying how de old man did warn him long time ago and advise him to keep far from de false prophet.

• Little Bo Peep meanwhile used the Music Festival to dance away his problems and sorrows; while his colleagues in the party and the Rescue Crew were busy busy encouraging Kittitians and Nevisians at home and abroad to boycott the Music Festival, he had a ball every night.

• Dey say he say the festival was a bumper success and all ah dem vex with him.

• Dey say that Little Bo Peep cuss de hell outa de false prophet when he went to the Music Festival all three nights and see for heself how successful it was-for telling them that nobody going Music Fest. Nobody gon come from away to go, an’ who here, nar go nowhere.

• Dey say de other half remind him dat even de Talk Show host was boasting how de Music Fest gon flop because de false prophet tell him so too. Dey say she remind him how de park couldn’t hold another person especially on Friday night. He put he head under he pillow and start to howl like a wolf and wake up all de hard fowl dem that the false prophet used to write about.

• De talk show host busy like a bee using de programme to set up heself to be the PAM candidate in de East; but he say he not working with Little Bo Peep as de leader.

• De Talk Show host accuse de false prophet of two-timing dem. People say is de false prophet pushing for him to be de PAM candidate in the East. But de Talk Show Host say he don’t trust de false prophet because everything he predict, he wrong.

• De Talk Show Host tell Willie Wong dat the false prophet can’t be wrong so much. It got to be he crooking dem. And he say he know de false prophet well. He like to set up people so he could laugh after them.